CHAPTER 1: FALLEN ISCALIO Written by: Dryst Starring:
Ulster	Camden	Gallo	Dryst	Iria

--- Sacred King Calendar, Month 8 , Year 216 ---
-- Town south of Lothian --

In the newly liberated country of Iscalio, morning breaks into the small seaside town south of castle Lothian.

Ulster muttering to himself.
Ulster: Downward mobility is hard to get used to. Living in Caelescent, we had servants and warm beds and enough food to be eaten.

Ulster notices Camden and Gallo, both sitting on wine casks for chairs. Gallo is prepares a stew. Beside them is a boat under construction.

Camden: Ulster! We were just discussing what you could do to help make some money.

Ulster: Me? But I'm helping build the boat.

Gallo: Lord Dryst changed his mind. He doesn't want us to build the boat anymore.

Ulster: What?!

Dryst and Iria appear and join the rest.

Dryst: I thought I told you not to call me that?

Iria: ...Your majesty...

Dryst: I'm not King of Iscalio anymore. From now on, none of you should have to call me "King" or "Lord".

Iria: ...I see...

Dryst: From now on, "Master" will suffice.

Iria: Yes Master.

Ulster: So we're not going to build a boat?

Dryst: Are you hard of hearing or just forgetful?

Gallo: We thought you might open a little hospital.

Camden: I'm thinking of starting a veterinary practice.

Ulster: But-! I thought you weren't very good with dogs?

Camden: I'll double as a taxidermist. That way if I botch an operation, the owner will still get his pet back!

Ulster: What!?

Gallo: You certainly couldn't become a comedian with that old joke!

Ulster: (What's to become of us? First we lose our land, then Bagdemagus and Victoria leave us...then Dryst says he wants us to build a boat so we can invade one of the other continents...Just what is he thinking?)

CLONK!

Ulster is hit on the head by Dryst.

Dryst: Shut up! So I don't feel like having you build a boat anymore. What of it?

Ulster: Well, what are we going to do now?

Dryst: Isn't it obvious? We're going to eat some stew!